My favorite workout is flexing my butt cheeks in time with my favorite songs. You can do both cheeks together or one at a time to create more complex rhythms.
Anonymous asked: Don't you think you should give up this art faze of yours and start taking classes in things like cooking, child rearing, fellatio and housekeeping so you can be prepared for your God given duty of having babies and keeping your man happy?
i have 1060 messages in my inbox. about 75% of them are like this
imagine if it was me writing these messages to myself as a satirical exercise