Anonymous asked: you are fucking nice, and nice for fucking, which in fact are completely different things and hard to achieve at the same time. My most sincere congratulations.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a rubber/latex fetish? Soo hot!

Anonymous asked: i think you are too good for any man to marry to be honest

Anonymous asked: what does it take for you to follow a blog? what criteria are we talking about the blog "filling" here?

marry me

Anonymous asked: Would you sleep with a famous footballer... for jokes?

omg i love sleep overs though

Anonymous asked: Was your cake kicking performance actually a metaphor by you in the guise of a modern day Marie Antoinette showing the upper classes disdain for the lower classes by kicking cake in the faces of the poor and hungry and unwashed masses? A sort of performance art allegory of the extent the rich will go to keep the poor down and shackled?

“Let them tweet cake.”

Gross-Marie Antoi-internette 2K12

Anonymous asked: did u tred on a cake the other night at an exhibition

a packed room of people let me kick cake in their faces. i’m kind of a big deal.

Anonymous asked: fuck?

Anonymous asked: Oh please, morph me into your puddle and take me with you?

No is just gonna be me turning from goo to nude amongst the junk. Very private/sacred moment ok

Anonymous asked: What would you do if.. you were able to melt yourself into a silvery gooey puddle, just like Alex Mack?

I would slither over and appear in all my dorky backwards cap glory and bestow a kiss upon your head for such an awesome ask and then slither away and have loads of adventures, shoot lasers from my fingers and troll the chemical plant dudes.

Anonymous asked: more pictures of your butt

Anonymous asked: I think you could become the next Kate Moss.

ha gd jk

Anonymous asked: who are you?

hai its me yer dad. go clean yr room.

Anonymous asked: I want to hump you like a kangaroo in heat.